American: You Filipino folks? eat the whole bread??
Filipino: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) We don't.? In the U.S., we only eat what's inside.? The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to the Philippines.
The American has a smirk on his face. The Filipino listens in silence.
The American persists: D'ya eat jam with the bread??
Filipino: "Of Course."
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). We don't. In the U.S. we eat fresh fruit for breakfast then we put all the peels,seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to the Philippines .
The Filipino (kind of pissed of) then asks:? Do you have sex in the U.S.?
American: Why?? Of course we do. ( the American says with a big smirk.)
Filipino: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?
American: We throw them away, of course.
Filipino: In the Philippines, we don't throw them? We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America!

Nota Bene:
  Composer unknown
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