...a compilation of erap jokes
U.S DOC. TO ERAP: MR.PRES, YOU HAVE BRAIN TUMOR
ERAP: HA! HA! HA!!
DOC: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
ERAP: IN THE PHILS, THEY SAY I HAVE NO BRAIN.
HERE, I HAVE TWO MORE.
Jinggoy:Dad, ano palang tawag sa damit pangbuntis, fraternity dress?
Erap: Tanga! Panlalake yon! Sorority dress dapat!
Erap: (crying)doc called, Mom's dead.
Zamora: condolence, sir.
(after 2 minutes Erap cries even louder)
Zamora: what now?
Erap: my sister just called, her mom died too!
FVR: Sorry I'm late! Brownout! Na-stuck ako for 4 hours sa elevator!
Erap: Okay lang yun! Ako 3 hours sa escalator.
Reporter: Sir, when you were in Ateneo have you learned about liturgy?
Erap: Aba hindi lang liturgy! Pati litur H, I, J, and the whole alphabet
Question: Ilang liters meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E! Hehehe! Wag niyo akong
Genie:Your wish is my command master!
Erap: Talaga! Sige, gusto kong tumalino!
Genie:Master, pakibukas ng bote.
Erap: Iinumin ko ba ang laman?
Genie:Hindi, papasok ulit ako!
Cory: Ba't ayaw mo ang English language?
Erap: Nakakalito kasi. Ang isda, Pis. Ang mukha, Pis. Ang katahimikan,
Pis. Sa mga subdivision may Pis 1, Pis 2, Pis 3...
Erap to criminals: Wag nyo akong subukan!
Erap to politicians: Wag nyo akong subukan!
Erap to Monica Lewinski: Ako naman subukan mo!
Marcos proved that you'll be very rich if you become President
Cory proved anyone can be President
Erap is proving that we don't need a President
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